Come on. You would laugh if someone whipped this out in front of you and started sipping.
Alternatives: See below.
This seems helpful.
Alternatives: More toilet-humor related items here.
This isn't so much stupid as it is cute.
Alternatives: These or these.
These rabbit pillows are cute and chic. For adults who like plushies.
Guaranteed to induce a huge "D'awww".
Alternatives: This isn't really an alternative, but I wanted to share these videos. Have you heard of Mameshiba? Watch the clips! They're cute and silly (and oddly educational).