Liz Lemon + Jack Donaghy

via unchainedxmelody

Some of my favorite quotes:

          Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.

– Jenna

L:Why are you wearing a tux?

J:It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

– Liz and Jack

T:I have no reason to hug her except for my love of having boobs pressed against me.

L:If I hugged you, I would angle it so you got no boob.

T:And I would anticipate your angling and I would get there.

– Tracy and Liz

S:Tracy, I don't know how to say this...deh-ay-bah-tees?

T:Diabetes?

S:That's it! Well, now we know what we're dealing with.

– Dr. Spaceman and Tracy       

We are an immigrant nation. The first generation works their fingers to the bone making things; the next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas. The third generation snowboards and takes improv classes.

– Jack

I can't stop. More quotes here.